October 11, 2005

Just So You Know

Filed under: Uncategorized — Greg @ 10:02 pm

This is the result of the sexual preference test I took. And they are accurate too. Because this test was totally on the internet. The following are the results. Telling you who I am sexually.

Straight PreferenceYou scored 22 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

You are not exclusively heterosexual, but you prefer the opposite sex over the same sex. While you might be willing to fool around with the same sex to some extent, you would go all the way with the opposite sex. If you are sexually inexperienced (which I’m totally not), it is possible that this could change after you do some experimenting (Could it? I think not. I draw the line at second base for men. Sorry Wilson. [insert pimped out ‘96 Prelude driven by a frowny face smiley.])

And that’s the graph that shows where I am. And you know it’s scientific because IT’S A GRAPH. In your face wags. Scientific proof I don’t get it on with men unless they get me drunk first. You can pick me up at 7 Wilson. Make sure that lowered Civic is modified…with bourbon and Lionel Ritchie.

If you want to find out who you are and what you want…sexually (wink wink, British, Vincent Pricey accent and mustache twirling) click the following: The Sexuality Spectrum Test http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12680914741600896164

1 Comment

  1. I’m reading all your stuff here - great. BTW I scored 5 - I’m a dude. I always had a suspicion I was bi especially after reading your comparative horoscope and (year of the horse) I just never thought of the horse in me being hit up like that, esp “deep rooted”. I was like - oh yeah good point. Who would have thought that but you? Wow you really know how to write. Yeah, keep writing. Thanks for the test. Anyways, much support for whatever your doing and good luck.

    Comment by Loser — August 4, 2006 @ 8:11 am

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