what’s going on, on your boat? When are you getting off. Are we gunna be on the same plane? We can’t let alf drink too much at the airport or we are going to have to stay in Houston because of his language. lol. I am driving up to NC shortly after we get back to O-town. I would have emailed you this in an email but this just seemed easier.

JAmie

Damn, you are truly old skool. I can’t even use MS Paint. Photoshop has thoroughly spoiled me.

Looking forward to the next entries, you brilliant whore.

I’ll have you know that the offer does indeed sound THAT great. In fact I think it’s the best offer I have ever received and I want you to know your comment made my day…and will probably make my week. You are truly the one who rules. So please, for the love of God, kittens, and baby chimps, call me.

Ummm…gee I don’t know. Maybe because I’m a whore. Duh. Oh and by the way, that ain’t Photoshop. That’s all MS Paint. And the ones I got coming up are even better.

Damn, I thought that e-mail you sent with the picture attached was just for me. I felt really special, and somehow gratified that you felt that my opinion mattered enough to warrant the application of your god-like Photoshop powers, just for me. But no, you whored it out on your site just for the cheap glory. Why, Greg, why?

IF I remember correctly it is you and your family (who I love and pity because you are a constant disappointment to them) that dressed a dog in a sweater, something I abhor. Also, lol, lmao, rotf, lmmfao and rotflmmfao are cool and masculine again according to a new Wired Magazine arcticle that quote Chuck Norris among other manly people. So ptiypasi (put that in your pipe and smoke it.